Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the yeti? Funny yeti jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you really want to beat the shit out of this dada gorilla
Step1:create YOUR gigantopithecus ARMY
yes,tame at least 2, one Male and the other female
Step2:impregnate them if they don't give birth in 10 mins
Yes, impregnate them with your pencil,also invite your Male friends for more chance of twins,
Step3:sharpen your pencil before impregnating
yes you can sharpen your pencil just knock out a hot female human chick, imprison her,tie her hands,bola her legs,open your pencil.....but most importantly WEAR A GAS MASK!!!
also try storing the white liquid in a freezer,just in case you...
step4:repeat step 2 and 3
repeat step 2 and 3 till you have 30 gigantopithecus
Step5:order the gorillas to wrestle the yeti,you know what I mean...
the yeti will we very shy because your gorillas are fu king him!.infront of everyone
then throw a few smoke grenades,and set at least a thousand traps till the smoke is there