Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

If you really want to beat the shit out of this dada gorilla
Step1:create YOUR gigantopithecus ARMY
yes,tame at least 2, one Male and the other female
Step2:impregnate them if they don't give birth in 10 mins
Yes, impregnate them with your pencil,also invite your Male friends for more chance of twins,
Step3:sharpen your pencil before impregnating
yes you can sharpen your pencil just knock out a hot female human chick, imprison her,tie her hands,bola her legs,open your pencil.....but most importantly WEAR A GAS MASK!!!
also try storing the white liquid in a freezer,just in case you...
step4:repeat step 2 and 3
repeat step 2 and 3 till you have 30 gigantopithecus
Step5:order the gorillas to wrestle the yeti,you know what I mean...
the yeti will we very shy because your gorillas are fu king him!.infront of everyone
then throw a few smoke grenades,and set at least a thousand traps till the smoke is there
More Yeti Funny Tips
This is another situation where you bola your freind and run
Itβs feet looks like itβs handsπ Wht kinda breed is this
Look closely at his faceβ¦ isnβt he beautiful??
β plastic bag
My giga was on passive and it died to yeti in 6 hits up if u the think that u should be able to tame it
Me: Who want's a yummy berry?
Yeti: *Smacks me into the ground*
Yeti again: eat those berries
Me: What? I'm not gonna eat tho-
Yeti: ΓΓ T THΓM
Me: *Shoves the berries in my crying face*
And next thing you know, I have a leash! :' )
Wait what if this white yeti hurts a black ginanotopithecus?
My friend: Then it's racist
Bola your craphole friends and leave them to rot.
Knock your friend out and run...
Like all alphas is suffering from emotional rage from steroids
What even is this my dogs grandpa looks better than that.