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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the wyvern? Funny wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2024-05-21T00:46:09+00:00

I finally knocked one out but with its last breath of lightning it killed me 🫥

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2024-03-21T19:03:16+00:00

Or I wish I did 😡😚 so yeah oh and out of nowhere prayformiracle

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2023-05-23T17:42:40+00:00

Why are withers so scared when you attack them they can just spit Fireballs something at you

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2023-02-18T23:18:27+00:00

Ice wyvern: bro, why are you so hot?

Fire wyvern: what?

Ice wyvern: no like I’m touching you and I’m melting why

IM IM IM MELTING AESRSESTSTSGS

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-11-14T17:53:14+00:00

Because the nests aren’t working (they won’t spawn), I used commands to give myself one of each of the wyverns on scorched earth. I’m gonna name them Death, Doom, and Destruction because their damage is ridiculously high. (The lightning Wyvern has over 150,000% damage 😆)

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-07-28T00:26:35+00:00

What do salmon do?

Comeback 😂😂😂😂

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-16T03:10:49+00:00

I had a max level egg... I meant to drop it... I ate it... I'm so sad... 💔🥚💔

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2020-07-30T00:35:34+00:00

Omg it would be so awesome if poison wyvern Drop poison wyvern lungs which could be used to make poison bombs.

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-03T08:00:19+00:00

Part 2

After I tamed the alpha wyvern and wiped server, I went to finish what I had started... I wiped the noob. My alpha wyvern smashed their wood and thatch castle that they built and killed all of their tames which were nothing more than a bunch of parasaurs and trikes. I. BURNT. EVERYTHING.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-22T00:16:21+00:00

Name idea/Funny

Fire: Moltres

Lighting: Zapdos

Ice: Articuno

Poison: Toxic 9 year old

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2019-12-10T04:09:50+00:00

Wyvern: death to all who still my babies

Me: oh pooooop I deed jumps of cliff I rather be deed than deal with you

Wyvern:dang it I lost my food and one of my......EGGS graaaaaaaa

Dies of fire breath 😵😵😵

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-08T00:43:54+00:00

Bon bon go get him bowls up uyfjiyfh1uhfggv

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2019-06-18T14:05:41+00:00

Wyverns a majestic flying lizards,that's my tip, use it wisely...

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2019-04-15T16:30:18+00:00

an icthynoris stole my egg once.i now kill every ichynoris i see DIE YOU IDIOT BIRB

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2019-04-10T00:36:52+00:00

Just another random comment lol

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-03T23:32:17+00:00

Like wyvern is such a funny name🤪

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2019-03-08T04:40:37+00:00

Make sure you milk a female wyvern cause if you milk a male one the milk will be a little sour

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-01-17T13:37:37+00:00

Try to get female wyvern’s milk because if you try for a male I tend to find that there milk is salty

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-01T03:23:16+00:00

Is very deadly and can not be tamed

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2018-12-08T01:29:38+00:00

Once you grab the egg haul ass back to your bird