Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Había encontrado uno cuando era de un nivel muy bajo yo no sabía mucho de ARK y pues me bajé alguna veces para tamiarlo y no me dejaba, le di un bálsamo y me monte pero no servía hasta que me fui por un rato, volví y vi como fue asesinado por un dilofosaurio, ni siquiera me dio tiempo para ir a cojer su implante 😂 pero si pe comí su caca y estaba bacan el efecto pero duraba mucho
Cuando me lo encontré estaba jugando doble jugador, (pantalla dividida) veníamos de tamear un rex y dos alosaurios y cuando veo, veo un bendito pony hay como si nada. Yo me quede con cara de :v y mi amigo loco me dijo que lo tameara, yo de bruto se me avía olvidado que no tienes que dormirle y cuando voy le disparó se avía muerto. Mi amigo me mira como que que acabas dé aser y pa colmó me empiezo a reír de la tontería que ise. Un consejo, primero mira la Dododex y sigue lo que te diga no como yo que actué primero antes de pensar 🤣
How to please dennis :)
1: first way how to please him is… grab a super good gun and shot the unicorn in the head and after that put its dead corpse next to a beaver dam with only wood and put inside the corpse a bunch of trash and then put a sign that says: this stupid b**** doesn’t deserve to live :)
2: second way is to put it in a really strong box maybe metal or tek and then put a bunch but an absolute bunch of dodos with c4 from a quetz and throw them in until they fill the whole box and then after that go really far and then detonate and don’t forget to get popcorn and soda while you watch the unicorn suffer :)
3: the third way is to mate 2 unicorns and put one in a tiny box and on the other side a bunch of pegos,troodon,and microraptors and send the baby unicorn in and watch as the parent suffers and just for fun ride a Kapro and shred it
4: the last way to please Dennis is by mutating a bunch of baby dilos and after that send them to the unicorn, make sure it’s in a place where it can’t escape or run away and then send a bunch of them and put the dilos all in agressive :) hope this helped ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 🦄
una vez me encontré un sonido muy raro tipo cascabel cuando estaba empezando en ark del lado del obelisco rojo aparecio un caballo dije pero resulta que era el famoso unicornio que ni idea pa que servia, a metros vi una bola de colores pense que era un recurso nuevo y le di la opción de comer, 😂 alucine en todos los colores, nunca mas comer bolas de colores de unicornios xd
If you have implant Dennis might revive but I’m the guy who said it was the sisters fault and who had a dilo named fury who died by sabers but I also have a mutated dilo named lemonade but um eitherways rip Dennis
It’s not the unicorns fault so you can love them without offending Dennis
But the sister. Show no love in her she didn’t think that through since we all are against unicorns but it’s actually the sister all along if you like unicorns you can love them without being on the wrong side but eitherways the sister didn’t think it through and now we all hate her but um also give credit to the Dennis and allo army owner he advised us and raised them so rip Dennis and allo army well all miss you.
So rip Dennis i have liked every single tip that included a good rip for Dennis and well it’s not the unicorns fault since it was used by the sister to manipulate us into thinking it was unicorns, I liked the showing her an araneo or reaper and say that looks like her lol, so it has been the sisters fault all along get an ugly but ugliest and weakest creature and feed it to gigas rex allos and even use c4 I mean this is my idea but if you like the Dennis tip you are now part of us. Rip Dennis you won’t be forgotten my dilo fury also died by sabers now I replaced him with lemonade but either ways, rip Dennis.