Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
How to please dennis :)
1: first way how to please him is… grab a super good gun and shot the unicorn in the head and after that put its dead corpse next to a beaver dam with only wood and put inside the corpse a bunch of trash and then put a sign that says: this stupid b**** doesn’t deserve to live :)
2: second way is to put it in a really strong box maybe metal or tek and then put a bunch but an absolute bunch of dodos with c4 from a quetz and throw them in until they fill the whole box and then after that go really far and then detonate and don’t forget to get popcorn and soda while you watch the unicorn suffer :)
3: the third way is to mate 2 unicorns and put one in a tiny box and on the other side a bunch of pegos,troodon,and microraptors and send the baby unicorn in and watch as the parent suffers and just for fun ride a Kapro and shred it
4: the last way to please Dennis is by mutating a bunch of baby dilos and after that send them to the unicorn, make sure it’s in a place where it can’t escape or run away and then send a bunch of them and put the dilos all in agressive :) hope this helped ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ 🦄
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.