Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
If you have implant Dennis might revive but I’m the guy who said it was the sisters fault and who had a dilo named fury who died by sabers but I also have a mutated dilo named lemonade but um eitherways rip Dennis
It’s not the unicorns fault so you can love them without offending Dennis
But the sister. Show no love in her she didn’t think that through since we all are against unicorns but it’s actually the sister all along if you like unicorns you can love them without being on the wrong side but eitherways the sister didn’t think it through and now we all hate her but um also give credit to the Dennis and allo army owner he advised us and raised them so rip Dennis and allo army well all miss you.
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.