It's poop is the crack of ark

I have a Unicorn named Sparkelo (male) and once I get a tel closer I will create a clone and kill it and repeat this process forever for Dennis and I will also make a super mutated Dillon and name it Dennis RIP Dennis ~Realities Pancake

RIP Dennis you will be missed

I once ate a unicorn and killed my sisters unicorn! Up for more tips

I hate unicorns RIP Dennis you will be mist 😭😭😭😢😢😢

Dev 1. Lets make a new Dino.I like the equus idea so let’s roll with that

Dev 2. OK what’s your idea?

Dev 1. let’s make only one spawn on every map all in any place so they don’t spawn in one area they spawn in all the areas

Dev 2. Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh OK

Dev 1. And let’s make it so that when any ARK player finds it, they have horrible luck, and an allosaurus most likely kills it or anything

Dev 2. maybe that’s a bit much

Dev 1. Hush and let’s make it so that mobile players have to use Griffin, kibb or allosaurus kibb to tame it

Dev 2. why mobile players will now feel cursed

Dev 1. And let’s make it sooooooooooooo rare. That no one ever finds it unless they have a good luck

Dev 2. is that it?

Dev 1.yup

Dev 2. Everybody will now feel like they’re cursed. What have you done?

Shoot the Argy in the sky if this was funny.by Dino nerd

DENNIS* 🦄 to 😵 AND HI RIP DENNIS

The first time I played Ark I was on the island on the little peninsula in the easy area when I happened to find a unicorn and I looked across the water and there stood two raptors and the new player that I was I didn’t know the ark gods are never that nice a Dilo came from nowhere scared the unicorn making the fancy horse run at the Raptors then they got lead back to me by the unicorn the unicorn dies then the raptors come after me I die several times I spawn in a different spot only for a sarco to kill me in rage I delete the world and started over

I haven’t seen a wild unicorn since and I’ve been playing since about 2019 and then my friend after I told them thought it would be funny to put a unicorn on all the worlds I played with them knowing the grudge I have against them

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Question: What’s it called when you log on and you see a unicorn locked in your taming pen?

Answer: Hallucination

Long live Dennis you shall be revenged.

Bro should've killed you're sister LOL

R.I.P Dennis and the allo army.Gone,But never forgotten

One my first day of playing Ragnarok I found one I immediately rushed to the garden that was nearby got the carrots and tamed the unicorn.It was my first tame 😂

I searched all over the ARK for the mythical unicorn... and i found it, after years of searching! i stared in awe as it was the most beautiful thing i had ever-*pulls out rocket launcher* "FOR DENNIS!!!!!!!!!!!"

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RIP Dennis.. if the owner of Dennis reads this. Am terribly sorry. At that point you sister was a HUGE BRAT you worked hard to get the mutant and max dilo I know how that feels.🦖⚰️ 😢

Rip Dennis ✊😔 he will be missed

I light up every unicorn I see in honor of Dennis.

Rip dennis the mutant dilo he will be deeply missed

RIP Dennis we all loved you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 also RIP 🦄