I have a Unicorn named Sparkelo (male) and once I get a tel closer I will create a clone and kill it and repeat this process forever for Dennis and I will also make a super mutated Dillon and name it Dennis RIP Dennis ~Realities Pancake

RIP Dennis you will be missed

I once ate a unicorn and killed my sisters unicorn! Up for more tips

I named my first Dilo Dennis after the poor Dennis guy's Dennis. It is a female by the way.

Dev 1. Lets make a new Dino.I like the equus idea so let’s roll with that

Dev 2. OK what’s your idea?

Dev 1. let’s make only one spawn on every map all in any place so they don’t spawn in one area they spawn in all the areas

Dev 2. Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh OK

Dev 1. And let’s make it so that when any ARK player finds it, they have horrible luck, and an allosaurus most likely kills it or anything

Dev 2. maybe that’s a bit much

Dev 1. Hush and let’s make it so that mobile players have to use Griffin, kibb or allosaurus kibb to tame it

Dev 2. why mobile players will now feel cursed

Dev 1. And let’s make it sooooooooooooo rare. That no one ever finds it unless they have a good luck

Dev 2. is that it?

Dev 1.yup

Dev 2. Everybody will now feel like they’re cursed. What have you done?

Shoot the Argy in the sky if this was funny.by Dino nerd

Question: What’s it called when you log on and you see a unicorn locked in your taming pen?

Answer: Hallucination

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I hate unicorns RIP Dennis you will be mist 😭😭😭😢😢😢

One my first day of playing Ragnarok I found one I immediately rushed to the garden that was nearby got the carrots and tamed the unicorn.It was my first tame 😂

Bro should've killed you're sister LOL

R.I.P Dennis and the allo army.Gone,But never forgotten

I tamed a dilo and named it Dennis and took it with me in a cryo pod so if I find a unicorn 🦄 I will murder it with Dennis

RIP Dennis.. if the owner of Dennis reads this. Am terribly sorry. At that point you sister was a HUGE BRAT you worked hard to get the mutant and max dilo I know how that feels.🦖⚰️ 😢

DENNIS* 🦄 to 😵 AND HI RIP DENNIS

Rip Dennis ✊😔 he will be missed

Long live Dennis you shall be revenged.

I searched all over the ARK for the mythical unicorn... and i found it, after years of searching! i stared in awe as it was the most beautiful thing i had ever-*pulls out rocket launcher* "FOR DENNIS!!!!!!!!!!!"

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I light up every unicorn I see in honor of Dennis.

Rip dennis the mutant dilo he will be deeply missed

RIP Dennis we all loved you 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 also RIP 🦄