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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
unicorn is temporary, dennis is eternal (RIP dennis)
Question: Whatโs it called when you log on and you see a unicorn locked in your taming pen?
Answer: Hallucination
One my first day of playing Ragnarok I found one I immediately rushed to the garden that was nearby got the carrots and tamed the unicorn.It was my first tame ๐
Anybody realize that RIP Dennis is so popular that you canโt even find the original post?
RIP Dennis we all loved you ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ also RIP ๐ฆ
Rip dennis the mutant dilo he will be deeply missed
R.I.P. deniss the dilo ๐
But for those who donโt realize it:
Itโs not the unicorns fault itโs the sisters fault.
But R.I.P. poor Dennis, fly high my friend.
SORRY ABOUT DENNIS MATE I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL
I murdered so many on mobile but never knew how to tame one
I actually tamed one on mobile lol
Rip Dennis death to all Unicorns!
Dennis shall be revived from the grave
I could run a business just selling unicorn residue tbh.
Also RIP Dennis ( i used to have a dilo named Dennis, and another named Nedry )
Rip Dennis you will be missed and loved
Me when I find out that they don't have magical powers: ๐ฅฒ
R.I.P Dennis he will be missed๐ (same thing happened with my brother)
These tips in a nutshell:
- Poo
- Rip Dennis (he will be missed)
I blew up one of these and my sister was so mad at me that she blew up my giga and I was really pissed off
Iโve always heard that you shouldnโt eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, โThis probably wonโt be so bad.โ I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.
Rip dennis Iโm only doing this for u