Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dev 1. Lets make a new Dino.I like the equus idea so let’s roll with that
Dev 2. OK what’s your idea?
Dev 1. let’s make only one spawn on every map all in any place so they don’t spawn in one area they spawn in all the areas
Dev 2. Uuuuuuuuuuuhhh OK
Dev 1. And let’s make it so that when any ARK player finds it, they have horrible luck, and an allosaurus most likely kills it or anything
Dev 2. maybe that’s a bit much
Dev 1. Hush and let’s make it so that mobile players have to use Griffin, kibb or allosaurus kibb to tame it
Dev 2. why mobile players will now feel cursed
Dev 1. And let’s make it sooooooooooooo rare. That no one ever finds it unless they have a good luck
Dev 2. is that it?
Dev 1.yup
Dev 2. Everybody will now feel like they’re cursed. What have you done?
Shoot the Argy in the sky if this was funny.by Dino nerd
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isn’t working. It’s not dying. It’s immortal.