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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 9 · Answer 1 · 2025-08-22T15:49:47+00:00

Im team denis in war i helpful tip fix

score 24 · Answer 2 · 2024-06-20T19:50:48+00:00

F to pay respect 🫡

R.I.P dennis, you will always be remembered, no matter where you are

score 89 · Answer 3 · 2019-05-08T21:10:57+00:00

This guy was at my spawnpoint when I started playing and I just learned today how rare it was 😐

score 78 · Answer 4 · 2020-02-07T02:33:59+00:00

I gave my brother the controller and told him here have fun, I come back he says I killed a unicorn! (Valguero) I was pretty mad but handled it.

score 13 · Answer 5 · 2025-04-08T06:29:47+00:00

Burn all the unicorns toys and burn the unicorn with a wyvern and laugh hysterically next leave it there for a carcha or giga to eat

score 13 · Answer 6 · 2025-04-08T06:27:22+00:00

Kill a unicorn with a dreadmare

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2026-04-23T14:48:09+00:00

Update to the last one. I killed the unicorn, but we were then killed by an alpha raptor. Still worth it.

score 22 · Answer 8 · 2024-06-15T04:36:08+00:00

JUSTICE FOR DENNIS I WILL ABSOLUTELY MAUL ANY EQUUS RESKIN WITH MY LVL 10K GIGA

score 23 · Answer 9 · 2024-04-30T19:21:05+00:00

I know how you feel it hurts rip blue rip dennis

score 54 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-01T00:15:44+00:00

Rip Dennis I think I’m gonna hunt unicorns from now on

score 14 · Answer 11 · 2025-01-23T00:48:55+00:00

🦄= 🔪 🗡️

💣🦄🔫

⚔️ or this 🦄

⬇️

🌋

FOR DENNIS!!!

score 15 · Answer 12 · 2024-12-10T14:27:12+00:00

RIP DENNIS YOU WILL BE MISSED (I never liked unicorns there suspicious. Ever seen the way they look at you?)

score 18 · Answer 13 · 2024-08-24T23:14:41+00:00

Rip Dennis

I will nuke EVERY unicorn I see (in ark and out)

score 12 · Answer 14 · 2025-03-09T10:10:27+00:00

POV when i see a unicorn

Pulls out c4

Puts 10000000000000000000000000000000 c4 on unicorn

The unicorn

OMFG

score 51 · Answer 15 · 2021-06-26T21:10:24+00:00

I just blew up my lvl 150 unicorn

R.i.p dinnis

score 73 · Answer 16 · 2019-04-22T20:26:39+00:00

Its a unicorn. What more do you need?

score 54 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-25T01:36:00+00:00

Me "hears that the dudes sister killed his dilo"

Also me " *chamberes shotgun* were dis suckered at, I wanna kill ALL DEM UNIS.

I just realized, the only difference between an equus and a uni is that the uni poops crack cocaine poos

score 63 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-07T19:11:59+00:00

Me: starts up an island save

My brain: ok let’s get started

Me: “sees unicorn”

My brain: oh cool a unicorn

Me: OMG I must tame it!!!

My brain: maybe later

Me: must tame now

My brain: no

Me: fine

Later...

Me: how bout now

My brain: sure

Tries to tame it... fails

Me: kill it see what we get

My brain:sure

Me:*kills it*

Gets nothing special

Me: awww man

My brain: so what now

score 17 · Answer 19 · 2024-07-25T21:13:24+00:00

I have a Unicorn named Sparkelo (male) and once I get a tel closer I will create a clone and kill it and repeat this process forever for Dennis and I will also make a super mutated Dillon and name it Dennis RIP Dennis ~Realities Pancake

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2025-12-21T19:22:58+00:00

Death to unicorns 👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿

RIP Dennis