Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Legend says that you must avenge dennis
Hmm it says the unicorn poop smells delicious.
Me: Eats it
Me after 1.5seconds: I NEED MOAR!!!
Rip Dennis may you rest in peace brother๐ซก๐ฅน
R.I.P Dennis the deadly dilo ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
In honor of Dennis, every unicorn will be burned or devoured by my wyvern
Rip Dennis. One up for Dennis one Down for unicorn itโs your chose
RIP Dennis the mutant Diloโฐ๏ธ๐บ๐ฒ
I have never tamed a unicorn so when I saw one I was very excited to tame it. Then I remembered Dennis. That unicorn is dead.
This is the way๐ฆโฐ๏ธ๐ช๐ช๐งจ๐ฃ๐ก๏ธโ๏ธ
I will seek revenge for tennis,DIE UNICORNS!!, R.I.P Dennis!๐ฅ๐ฅ
Rip Dennis he will be missed ๐ซก
RIP Deniss, enjoy the life in Ark Heaven....Death to all unicorns-
All unicorns shall die!๐๐ช๐๐ช
And I hate unicorns ๐ฆ =๐๐ช๐๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐ช๐๐๐ช๐๐๐ช๐
-sister kills Dennis-
Brother:I SHALL BLOW UP UR UNICORN!!!!!
R.I.P Dennis
White Ark Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows!!
For the Dennis dilo dude get a bunch of unicorns in a pit in single player, put some c4 in, have your sister come and watch, explode
RIP Dennis
You will be missed
F*ck your sister
I have killed 62 unicorns be reviving it and killing it again and again and again 62 times
Btw if interested please give friend request on
GrayFoal6609 on Game Center cuz I am a walking ark dictionary who can do something Dododex canโt
Rip dennis F. Unicorns
He lived a good life of spitting acid๐ญ
This guy was at my spawnpoint when I started playing and I just learned today how rare it was ๐
R.I.P my dude Dennis!
M o r e w o r d s . . .
I gave my brother the controller and told him here have fun, I come back he says I killed a unicorn! (Valguero) I was pretty mad but handled it.