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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Denis guy, I know how to get revenge on your sis for killing all your Dinos!
1: delete her ark file
2: remove her unicorn toys (if she has any).
3: find a unicorn, summon your sis, and do the most brutal thing you can think of to it.
4: laugh maniacally as you destroy it.
Also, R.I.P Denis, you will be missed forever.
-EricBro5000
For the person who had Dennis there is a creature in ARK survival ascended if you get the Bob's tall tales dlc that can bring back dead tamed dinosaurs so if you redo the things you did to get Dennis if your sister ends up killing Dennis in purpose again get the essence and get back Dennis
If I had Dennis implant I could've revived him in no time RIP Dennis😔 you will never be forgotten show your sister that we care about dennis I used to like unicorns until that happened one up=RIP for Dennis (I don't want ups I'am trying to help Dennis guy) hopefully you revive Dennis in no time and the allo army and destroy every unicorn in ark😡😡