Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-16T23:17:09+00:00

Found a unicorn and a head god mode on so I turn the speed up to the highest level I can anyone so fast I couldn’t even find it so I have to 30 minutes I never saw a unicorn again my life is in the spare if anybody found a unicorn and they can get it in under 15 minutes and I’ll find you in this world you’re getting 100 bucks but you have to come to my house and help me get a unicorn if I had a unicorn I would go nuts help me please please please I need a unicorn you’re cute and I love horses wait no more snow cats video but I don’t know I don’t want dodo birds in the…

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-11-12T22:24:03+00:00

I had found one! 😁 so happy! Didn’t know that you needed griffin kibble! 😭 died respwaned looked and looked it was gone!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭😭😂😂

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-11-10T00:06:02+00:00

Suck on uni cock and have a good experience

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-19T00:25:25+00:00

*poops* human: HEY! Pick that up! Unicorn: *snort* human: *slap unicorn* unicorn: *craps on human*

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-01T20:35:57+00:00

Mmmm drug poop

Om nom nom

It’s making me add more words so here

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-07T14:17:04+00:00

Everybody:I miss you Dennis

Me:kill the sister

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2021-08-26T15:15:56+00:00

I tamed one and… SUPRISE REX COMING TO KILL YOUR SABERTOOTH BABY DIPLO AND UNICORN…….freaking jerk

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-22T00:59:24+00:00

R.I.P denis glad my sister doesn’t play ark

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-12T02:29:55+00:00

EAT THE POO, EAT IT IT WILL MAKE YOU SEE COLORS

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-06-26T15:57:09+00:00

I like Taco Bell it taste yummy then I have poop but watery

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-05-13T10:25:41+00:00

Ima call dis a White Pancake Equus

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-11T13:50:24+00:00

So I found 1 of these guys and the Regular island isn’t there like 1 of these guys spawning on the whole island? I walked up to it and realized I needed to be level 10... I just spawned..

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2021-03-18T02:21:34+00:00

My little pony: the war for Dennis.

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2021-03-05T18:39:02+00:00

Me: OoH a UnIcOrN LeT mEE tAME YoU

Unicorn: nope *runs away*

Me: *chases*

Unicorn: *runs off a cliff and dies*

Me: BuT I WaNtED A PeT uNIcORn ItS hOrn LoOk PokEY

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-28T04:22:50+00:00

RIP Dennis you will be missed 😢

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-31T21:05:28+00:00

rip I forgot how to spell the name sorry

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2022-04-22T10:52:23+00:00

I will write tips if u up this one thx I’m new to Dododex I am stupid with it

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-10T07:33:19+00:00

RIP Dennis you will be missed and everyone will remember you

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-03-28T08:28:28+00:00

Why are you talking about Dennis so much

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-03-28T03:49:28+00:00

This was the second thing I ever saw on the lost island map

- Gigantopithecus