Me: OoH a UnIcOrN LeT mEE tAME YoU

Unicorn: nope *runs away*

Me: *chases*

Unicorn: *runs off a cliff and dies*

Me: BuT I WaNtED A PeT uNIcORn ItS hOrn LoOk PokEY

RIP Dennis you will be missed 😢

Who's Dennis?I need to add more words sooo hi

Kill all unicorns(R.I.P can we get an f in the chat boys for Dennis)

There I was farming brontos (cuzz they give good xp) on herbivore Island with my argy and suddenly I see a white horse, I was confused because I didn't think equ could spawn pure white. I walked up to it and to my shock I found it was a unicorn, I immediately started taming and soon enough I had my own lvl 54 unicorn.

A very noobish me: "Oh Look A Unicorn! Well , this IS Ragnarok so they must be common. What's this rainbow stuff on the ground?" *Picks up the 'rainbow stuff*

This must be SUPER valuable for trading! I'll take it to the strongest tribe's base."

(After Like 30 Mins Of Running To The Base On Foot , I'm Finally There!) "Hey! Beachbob29 , I found some Unicorn residue stuff! Will you trade me anything for it?"

Beachbob29: "I'll give you my max level mutated equus for the residue and where you found it."

Me: "Wow! Thanks!" *Tells him where I found it and he flies off on a cyan colored snowy owl*

A VERY Excited Me:You're so cute! I'm gonna name you Carrot Cake, and take you everywhere!"

Equus: *looks at me funny*

Me: *quickly claims the equus and grabs phone to go on Dododex.*

Me: "WHAT THE ACTUALLY F### DID I JUST DO"

Beachbob29: *tames Unicorn*

Me: *Cries*

I don’t care about unicorns once I saw one I was hype then I realized it needs griffin kibble and I also saw an alpha carnival so I thought the unicorn will be able to ask creatures for help well that video was from a different ark map so the unicorn was killed and it’s name was Morkor

I be taming unicorn for an army and my brother comes along and recks my base they all died to to T. rex they will be missed

I love unicorns eat the rainbow poop to heal

RIP Dennis... to the person who had the mutant dilo, you’re sister is a dick. I will never say otherwise because they basically ruined EVERYTHING you worked for, the little bastard.

How to get a unicorn take a horse and glue a horn onto it

Eat it’s crap with beer you’ll have a fun experience

My friend: I tamed a unicorn!

Me: how is a unicorn a dinosaur?

My friend: ...

Ark: unicorn is a dinosaur!

Me: dinosaurs can’t make rainbows when it jumps...

Ark: oh

On Ark Mobile , Its Favorite Food Is Forcetame If You Have God Console.

RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur

I ate unicorn poop then stole my sisters cryoed unicorns after a day I had eaten 1000 unicorn pooops I need more

Oooo unicorn OH GOD A GIGA IS KILLING IT!!

Dude- I cant even- just spawned in (seriously JUST) in ragnorock highlands. It was right by the spawn. :/

The poop is the best just don’t eat it before you try to kill a Rex

LOL🤣🤣🤣

RIP Dennis the mutant dilo ⚰️ You will be missed throughout history.

Goes to show kids, hide your phone when your not around AND have a little sister.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you