(Six months ago)
Me: I found a unicorn good thing I brought carrots
Unicorn: I’m special it takes griffin kibble to tame me
Me: Ok I’ll go back to the chef station
Unicorn: Ok newb you do that but you won’t find it there
Me: Why not?
Unicorn: You gotta make it
Me: I can’t tame a griff
Unicorn: See you beach bob
(Six months later)
Me: One fertilized griffin egg
Unicorn: Bet ya she doesn’t know the recipe yet
Unicorn: You’ll need more than one if you want to tame me
Me: One 10x soothing balm
Unicorn: Ohhh so tempting but you still have to catch me first
(Thud thud a fence is up)
Unicorn: Well I guess it’s just about time
(30 seconds later)
Unicorn: Well Miss Night Assasin where to?
Ok,I know this tip is not about the Unicorn,but hear me out.at night,go into photo mode and turn shadow,light and color to max and set the filter to anime.....I think this is what the world looks like when you eat the Unicorn poop,Enjoy!