Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok this is a tip that’s more of name ideals.
1. OH MY GOODNESS WHERE WERE ALL THIS TIME?
2. OH MY WORD YOU’RE SO PRETTY
3. I DON’T PLAY ANYMORE JUST RIDE YOU ALL DAY
4. I FINALLY HAVE GRIFFIN KIBBLE
5. EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU NOT ME
6. I SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION FOR THIS
7. YOU ARE THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
8. IT WAS SO WORTH ALL THOSE TIMES I CRIED BECAUSE I COULDN’T TAME YOU
9. I KNOW YOU DON’T LIKE BEING TAMED BUT... NO DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.