Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
OMGOSH SISTER YOU ARE A HUGE BRAT!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU KILL HIS ALLOSAURUS ARMY AND HIS MEGA DILOPHOSAUR?!! IT MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM SO LONG!! BUT nOoOoO,YOU JUST WANTED ONE. SINGLE. SOLITARY. UNICORN. IF HE SAYS HE DOES’NT WANT A UNICORN, JUST LEAVE IT!!! I know how it feels to lose a loved one. I’m sorry it happened, owner of Dennis. But when you find another dilophosaur, DONT LET YOUR SISTER TAKE YOUR PHONE.
It's my lost Rapidash! Back to the ball now... WAIT I GOTTA FEED YOU MY ORAN BERRYS!?
NO. AND RIDE YOU WHILE FEEDING? Ark... You got my Rapidash Crazy... WHY... Unicorn: Hey! Please I love it here... LEMME STAY!!!!
Me: *Catches it in a ball and goes back to pokemon Shield.*
Unicorn: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *kicks me*
Me: I'll kick you back! *kick*
Both: *Tired, Happy, Friends Again*
Both: Back to the Journey! Yaaaaaaa!!!!!
Ok this is a tip that’s more of name ideals.
1. OH MY GOODNESS WHERE WERE ALL THIS TIME?
2. OH MY WORD YOU’RE SO PRETTY
3. I DON’T PLAY ANYMORE JUST RIDE YOU ALL DAY
4. I FINALLY HAVE GRIFFIN KIBBLE
5. EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU NOT ME
6. I SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION FOR THIS
7. YOU ARE THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
8. IT WAS SO WORTH ALL THOSE TIMES I CRIED BECAUSE I COULDN’T TAME YOU
9. I KNOW YOU DON’T LIKE BEING TAMED BUT... NO DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)