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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-02T11:43:34+00:00

Everybody:I cannot find unicorn 😭😭😭

Me:oh here it is it was near my giga 🥳🤣🤣🤣🤣

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-26T04:47:56+00:00

Rip Dennis. We will all miss you little dilo face.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2021-07-18T00:18:10+00:00

No R.I.P Dennis over here!! An idiotic lvl 2 dilo killed my baby Wyvern when my tribe mates left on the parents to explore, I hate dilos, also taming unicorns are pointless cuz they don’t do anything different than an equus!! (Besides poop out the Drug of ARK!!)

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-13T21:23:16+00:00

Activate the hashtags #kill_unicorns #revenge_dennis

R.I.P dennis

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-17T00:42:08+00:00

That’s a weird looking equus isn’t it

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-07T20:59:16+00:00

um unicorns are so cute thats so rude

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-03T01:43:37+00:00

I found one on vulguero when I was looking for equss for fur armor and I lilies it on accident lol I was so mad this is like the 2nd most rare creature lol

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-12T19:52:30+00:00

One day a titanosaur and his rider went out then unicorn....

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-18T14:58:31+00:00

RIP Dennis, I love dilos and my friend once killed my entire army of 5 dilo that were level 40 to level 60. Sorry dude.

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-18T02:10:35+00:00

My little doomsday: friendship is violence

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-06T12:54:39+00:00

PPL OF FUNNY TIPS SECTION, pls give F in the chat for Dennis :<

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-19T03:30:02+00:00

R.I.P Dennis

I need more words

P.S your sister shouldn’t be alive

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-01T02:26:24+00:00

Wait a minute, equus don’t spawn here??? OMG!!! It’s got a horn!!!

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-23T11:53:05+00:00

OMGOSH SISTER YOU ARE A HUGE BRAT!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU KILL HIS ALLOSAURUS ARMY AND HIS MEGA DILOPHOSAUR?!! IT MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM SO LONG!! BUT nOoOoO,YOU JUST WANTED ONE. SINGLE. SOLITARY. UNICORN. IF HE SAYS HE DOES’NT WANT A UNICORN, JUST LEAVE IT!!! I know how it feels to lose a loved one. I’m sorry it happened, owner of Dennis. But when you find another dilophosaur, DONT LET YOUR SISTER TAKE YOUR PHONE.

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-01-23T11:42:44+00:00

You: FINALLY I FOUND A HIGH-LEVEL DIPILOPHOSAUR

Your sister: nO yOu ShOuLd GeT a UnIcOrN

You: uhhhhh... no.

Your sister: *kills Dennis the mega doliphasaur*

R.I.P. Dennis the mega dilophasaur, you will be missed 😭

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-27T20:53:45+00:00

I Seen my Tribe Mare Sitting on the Head from a horse and i ask him „why u Ride a horse like this ?“ than After 20 sek i See that it sonor a höre ist was a unicorn

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-25T11:38:33+00:00

PvP I was raiding guys base with an equus and saw his unicorn I knocked him out stuffed him in a cage handcuffed him killed the unicorn ran lol poor kid ps after that I ate his dead body rage quitter

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2020-12-24T00:40:05+00:00

My story about the unicorn

Me: I need some hide imma go kill some equess

Me:kills 3 equess

Me: farming the body's

Then me: see the horn

Sad me: ahhhhhhh it a unicorn omg I KILLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great advice check if they have horns BEFORE KILLING IT!!!!! AHHHHHHH

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-16T00:31:41+00:00

RIP Dennis. Gone but not forgotten

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-12-01T19:09:48+00:00

When I battle a Alpha fire wyvern on ragnorok almost kill you and then you find one of these it’s EPIC