Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
OMGOSH SISTER YOU ARE A HUGE BRAT!! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU KILL HIS ALLOSAURUS ARMY AND HIS MEGA DILOPHOSAUR?!! IT MUST HAVE TAKEN HIM SO LONG!! BUT nOoOoO,YOU JUST WANTED ONE. SINGLE. SOLITARY. UNICORN. IF HE SAYS HE DOES’NT WANT A UNICORN, JUST LEAVE IT!!! I know how it feels to lose a loved one. I’m sorry it happened, owner of Dennis. But when you find another dilophosaur, DONT LET YOUR SISTER TAKE YOUR PHONE.
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isn’t working. It’s not dying. It’s immortal.