Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's my lost Rapidash! Back to the ball now... WAIT I GOTTA FEED YOU MY ORAN BERRYS!?
NO. AND RIDE YOU WHILE FEEDING? Ark... You got my Rapidash Crazy... WHY... Unicorn: Hey! Please I love it here... LEMME STAY!!!!
Me: *Catches it in a ball and goes back to pokemon Shield.*
Unicorn: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *kicks me*
Me: I'll kick you back! *kick*
Both: *Tired, Happy, Friends Again*
Both: Back to the Journey! Yaaaaaaa!!!!!
There I was farming brontos (cuzz they give good xp) on herbivore Island with my argy and suddenly I see a white horse, I was confused because I didn't think equ could spawn pure white. I walked up to it and to my shock I found it was a unicorn, I immediately started taming and soon enough I had my own lvl 54 unicorn.
A very noobish me: "Oh Look A Unicorn! Well , this IS Ragnarok so they must be common. What's this rainbow stuff on the ground?" *Picks up the 'rainbow stuff*
This must be SUPER valuable for trading! I'll take it to the strongest tribe's base."
(After Like 30 Mins Of Running To The Base On Foot , I'm Finally There!) "Hey! Beachbob29 , I found some Unicorn residue stuff! Will you trade me anything for it?"
Beachbob29: "I'll give you my max level mutated equus for the residue and where you found it."
Me: "Wow! Thanks!" *Tells him where I found it and he flies off on a cyan colored snowy owl*
A VERY Excited Me:You're so cute! I'm gonna name you Carrot Cake, and take you everywhere!"
Equus: *looks at me funny*
Me: *quickly claims the equus and grabs phone to go on Dododex.*
Me: "WHAT THE ACTUALLY F### DID I JUST DO"
Beachbob29: *tames Unicorn*
Me: *Cries*
I don’t care about unicorns once I saw one I was hype then I realized it needs griffin kibble and I also saw an alpha carnival so I thought the unicorn will be able to ask creatures for help well that video was from a different ark map so the unicorn was killed and it’s name was Morkor