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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on the flat lands in lost island when i found an carcharodonto lvl65 decided to check him out by luring him to some brontos after he killed them i saw a cute little unicorn lvl15 in front of the carchar just peacefully walking around and next thing you know the carchar noticed the unicorn and chomped him in 1 bite and i was like NOOOOOO!! RIP unicorn
Me: Lalalalala, just riding my Argy through the Redwoods
Me: hey, what is that rainbow coming from..
Unicorn: NEIGH!
Noob: huh what was that an equus ima go tame it for equus pursuit
Me: YOU IDIOT ITS A UNICORN NOT AN EQUUS!
Unicorn: that’s right, btch I’m better than zebra guy over there
Equus: I’m outta here
Equus has left the game.