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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2022-08-11T00:12:26+00:00

Rip dennis ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😡HOw DARE YOUR SIS😡❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2022-08-02T11:15:05+00:00

if your in mobile. just give- up you never tame one

ark mobile dev make these creatures so special. lol

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-21T17:39:38+00:00

Rip Dennis

Up if you think the same

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-05T02:18:14+00:00

Won’t let me tame it you say? We’ll then I’ll pick you up & drop you in a cage at my base, one way or another, YOUR MINE!! Bwahaha

*and by cage I mean your own barn & trough & plants & room to run around 😁

Up for Unicorn stockholm syndrome lol

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2022-04-22T10:48:23+00:00

Basically an Equus with no stripes

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2022-04-13T01:38:25+00:00

F in the chat for Dennis the mutant dilo

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-04-08T17:47:33+00:00

Me: Lalalalala, just riding my Argy through the Redwoods

Me: hey, what is that rainbow coming from..

Unicorn: NEIGH!

Noob: huh what was that an equus ima go tame it for equus pursuit

Me: YOU IDIOT ITS A UNICORN NOT AN EQUUS!

Unicorn: that’s right, btch I’m better than zebra guy over there

Equus: I’m outta here

Equus has left the game.

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2022-03-20T13:43:16+00:00

Uni:I'm sooo pretty 😍.

Me:woah.

*Uni trots around and poos at meh.*

*Giga pops out of nowhere and eats uni*

Meh:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2022-03-12T18:02:23+00:00

This is the cutest animal in the world

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-07T14:47:30+00:00

Rare dino tame instantly but you might get raided

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2022-02-25T07:08:01+00:00

I just tamed one called “orfwin” should I send him back?

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2022-02-24T03:48:53+00:00

I have a sister that’s obsessed with all gang for some reason not unicorn’s?

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-22T19:10:42+00:00

RIP, Dennis you will be missed.

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-04T04:30:35+00:00

One time I was valgeurio

And I saw a unicorn under a cliff so I went to go tame it and all of a sudden I hear roar. It ended in disaster. A T-Rex fell down the cliff and saw me, ate the unicorn. While I was running away from the T-Rex I got stuck on a rock I left the game and deleted the entire save.

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2021-12-22T23:14:29+00:00

Get a paintbrush

Paint your eqq white

Get some mushrooms

Then you’re on a flight

But in animal cruelty laws

You have made some many flaws

You are now serving jail time for drugging and painting an animal 💀

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-10-17T15:30:47+00:00

R.I.P Dennis...

We will miss you

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-28T23:32:14+00:00

Rip denis.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-03T01:56:48+00:00

RIP Dennis. Love from: Compy on drugs

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2021-08-16T14:48:15+00:00

Why's everyone obsessed with Dennis lmao

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2021-08-15T17:16:48+00:00

To everyone saying they can fly if you run full speed of a ledge in the snow, you're full of crap because it doesn't work