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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: Lalalalala, just riding my Argy through the Redwoods
Me: hey, what is that rainbow coming from..
Unicorn: NEIGH!
Noob: huh what was that an equus ima go tame it for equus pursuit
Me: YOU IDIOT ITS A UNICORN NOT AN EQUUS!
Unicorn: that’s right, btch I’m better than zebra guy over there
Equus: I’m outta here
Equus has left the game.
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isn’t working. It’s not dying. It’s immortal.