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What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ok so I got arked HARD so I needed the snails and I couldn’t find any cause ark being ark also side note I’m a mobile player that’s important so I can’t find any of the snails so what I did was say ima find a horse idk how to spell the names of the creatures but so I said that and then finally they started to spawn so I killed them and I found a horse alright a UNICORN so I made trap picked it up with my argi I could t tame it cause I was a MOBILE PLAYER so I got arked have a good day
So I play a mod called DOX it stands for Dino overhaul X and I found one of these well my dad did and because this mod is very hard you want to know what was right next to this UNICORN. A FREAKING MEGA KING KONG and it’s like impossible to kill this. Luckily, it only took two.rock carrots to tame the unicorn luckily, because I was on the darn unicorn the mega King Kong didn’t agro because it’s in neutral Dino, maybe it agros I don’t know either way once this darn thing whas tamed the rarest sighted horse the one and only unicorn was tamed. I got the heck out of there and I out ran my tribe mates and it was a long raft ride home named the unicorn star. because it was as wite as a star and I can knock out an Apex carbo with her she still hasn’t died luckily, because dino overhaul X is really really really painful to play. I lost my favorite Equis. to some sort of mega Dinopithacis.R.I.P zebra(Equas) i’m never going to the redwoods again, unless I’m not on dino overhaul X
I was on the flat lands in lost island when i found an carcharodonto lvl65 decided to check him out by luring him to some brontos after he killed them i saw a cute little unicorn lvl15 in front of the carchar just peacefully walking around and next thing you know the carchar noticed the unicorn and chomped him in 1 bite and i was like NOOOOOO!! RIP unicorn