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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok so the admins of the server have two unicorns. My bro and I fly by one base and we keep hearing this sound. It turned out to be one pooping though it was quite musical. I seriously thought it was like a glitch or something. Anyways he goes to another base and the other unicorn had a mound of poop. He goes, “Hey I wonder what this does?” So he looked it up. He heard about the fishing tip but wondered if it would kill him to eat it. He walks into our base and says, “Oh my word our base is so pretty.” All the lights were rainbow. We now serve unicorn poop to our guests on Friday night.
- Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Start the war against the unicorns they shall die a horrible death we will avenge Dennis I know that the Dennis guy has lost a loved one but we will never forget Dennis the best friend and we shall begin to see that the unicorns are evil we will destroy them I have my own one I have tried to Tortured it in the most gruesome way possible but it isn’t working. It’s not dying. It’s immortal.