Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ok so the admins of the server have two unicorns. My bro and I fly by one base and we keep hearing this sound. It turned out to be one pooping though it was quite musical. I seriously thought it was like a glitch or something. Anyways he goes to another base and the other unicorn had a mound of poop. He goes, βHey I wonder what this does?β So he looked it up. He heard about the fishing tip but wondered if it would kill him to eat it. He walks into our base and says, βOh my word our base is so pretty.β All the lights were rainbow. We now serve unicorn poop to our guests on Friday night.
- Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like βNOβ especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army β. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I canβt even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed π)
R.I.P Dennis the mutated dilo
R.i.p Dennis ,we will start war against the unicorns
R . I. . P. DENNIS!
Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven
1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis
Kill the unicorns &@$? Them all blow them up burn them name a dill Dennis in honor
Kill all the unicorns to extinction with dilophosaurs I will tame one and that dilophosaur will live up to Dennis legacy and kill every unicorn
RIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈ Do the same exact alt the same comment βRIP Dennis the mutant dilophosaur β°οΈπΊπΈβ and letβs see how many people will RIP Dennis
Rip Dennis up to help support Dennis dude
R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered
1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis
R.I.P Dennis and allo army you will all be missed
To Dennis dude
Share the love to Dennis dude β€οΈ