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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
Ok so the admins of the server have two unicorns. My bro and I fly by one base and we keep hearing this sound. It turned out to be one pooping though it was quite musical. I seriously thought it was like a glitch or something. Anyways he goes to another base and the other unicorn had a mound of poop. He goes, “Hey I wonder what this does?” So he looked it up. He heard about the fishing tip but wondered if it would kill him to eat it. He walks into our base and says, “Oh my word our base is so pretty.” All the lights were rainbow. We now serve unicorn poop to our guests on Friday night.
- Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
- Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
More Unicorn Funny Tips
The poop is much better than beer no hang overs in the dungeon 😮 A.k.a The first time I had beer 🤪
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
IT’S A MAGICAL PONIE, OH SHIT AN ALLOSAURUS IS EATING IT.
Ok,I know this tip is not about the Unicorn,but hear me out.at night,go into photo mode and turn shadow,light and color to max and set the filter to anime.....I think this is what the world looks like when you eat the Unicorn poop,Enjoy!
Ok this is a tip that’s more of name ideals.
1. OH MY GOODNESS WHERE WERE ALL THIS TIME?
2. OH MY WORD YOU’RE SO PRETTY
3. I DON’T PLAY ANYMORE JUST RIDE YOU ALL DAY
4. I FINALLY HAVE GRIFFIN KIBBLE
5. EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU NOT ME
6. I SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION FOR THIS
7. YOU ARE THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
8. IT WAS SO WORTH ALL THOSE TIMES I CRIED BECAUSE I COULDN’T TAME YOU
9. I KNOW YOU DON’T LIKE BEING TAMED BUT... NO DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
1. OH MY GOODNESS WHERE WERE ALL THIS TIME?
2. OH MY WORD YOU’RE SO PRETTY
3. I DON’T PLAY ANYMORE JUST RIDE YOU ALL DAY
4. I FINALLY HAVE GRIFFIN KIBBLE
5. EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO SEE YOU NOT ME
6. I SHOULD CHARGE ADMISSION FOR THIS
7. YOU ARE THE COOLEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
8. IT WAS SO WORTH ALL THOSE TIMES I CRIED BECAUSE I COULDN’T TAME YOU
9. I KNOW YOU DON’T LIKE BEING TAMED BUT... NO DON’T GIVE ME THAT LOOK!
-The Night Assasin (Agent Lorelai)
Me: Bro I want an unicorn
Bro: We don’t need one and they’re hard to tame
Me: But we have twenty more tames that are practical one wouldn’t hurt
Bro: When you find griff kibble and tame it let me know
(Later that same day)
Me: Bro so I worked a deal with the admins to help tame two and he’ll breed and raise one free
Bro: Cool let me know when that happens
(Next day)
Bro: Sis we’ve got to get one (admin leaping by on ones back)
Me: Told ya
Bro: We don’t need one and they’re hard to tame
Me: But we have twenty more tames that are practical one wouldn’t hurt
Bro: When you find griff kibble and tame it let me know
(Later that same day)
Me: Bro so I worked a deal with the admins to help tame two and he’ll breed and raise one free
Bro: Cool let me know when that happens
(Next day)
Bro: Sis we’ve got to get one (admin leaping by on ones back)
Me: Told ya
