me: I love my unicorn

me goes to dododex to see unicorn jokes on funny

me sees what happend to dennis

me gets on ark

me: I hate you unicorn

me *blows up unicorn*

My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)

I was playing with my friend and he saw one and I was like “ DUDE THAT IS SOOOO RARE DON’T KILL IT WE CAN TAME IT!!!” And all he said was “bullhonkey” and proceeded to kill it 😞😞😞 he was a noob and didn’t realize the value of that thing.

R.I.P. Dennis. I never liked unicorns they are too 5-year-old-girly

R.I.P Dennis. I hate unicorns now!

Rip Dennis, hope u obliterate any unicorns you see in Dino heaven

1 up= 1 prayer for Dennis

R.I.P Dennis you will always be remembered

1^= 1 Great wishes to Dennis

Rip Dennis you where a great dilo we all love you! I will destroy all unicorns and let my dilo army feast on it 😈

R.I.P Dennis the deadly dilo 😭😭😭😭😭😭

RIP DENNIS YOU WILL BE MISSED (I never liked unicorns there suspicious. Ever seen the way they look at you?)