Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
My freind says whomever gets him a uni implant he will give us a quiets platform saddle and a quetz. Day 436, I have 80 normal equses tamed and 14 allows, day 560, I found one! It’s tamed tho...... and turrets, gotta be sneaky.day 562, I got it!! Now I’m riding around on me flying base, yay!alphas shoot quetz! At least I have a lot of allies and horses, right?(I’ve wasted 563 days of me life)
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