What are some funny jokes or stories about the unicorn? Funny unicorn jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bro these things are so hard to find because they spawn in the most dangerous area ever also rip Denis
To the dennis lad:
Rip dennis, he will be missed.
I don’t even like unicorns ._.
-Godzillamanz
rip dennis also it’s a unicorn so it poops rainbows and only eats skittles right
Rip Dennis, I know how it feels for an important dino to die, but to something that isn't even a noble death. Dennis really deserves this RIP
This app says these are pack mules. How?! There is only one of them!
I was flying on my argent looking for a high level rex and found a unicorn. Plz tell me if it is rare
Only the purest may mount me.
I bet the poop will change her mind💩
Well I get high when I eat there shit
Am sorry Dennis we loved you deeply
Rip dense the Dino 🏳️🏴🏴☠️ We will miss you
RIP Dennis, sorry for you bro :(
How to avenge Dennis
1. Find unicorn
2. Cage it
3.tame dilos
4.name ‘‘em Dennis
5.Have ‘em kill the unicorn
Denis rules!
Unicorns drool!
We will all miss you Denis!
EricBro5000
R.I.P Dennis i will blow up any and every unicorn i find
R.I.P Dennis may u destroy all unicorns forevermore
Found one and carried it to my base on Val. Forgot to close the doors on the trap. Ran off the cliff into a megalodons mouth...
So I went to tame my lvl 8 Unicorn using three griffin kibble and I get the third one in and it tames to 99.8%. Are you kidding me??? Lol. Smh
Too hard dont even try to find it
Never in all my days have I seen a unicorn 👴