I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.

# dennis # unicorns go to hell # fk all unicorns and to the unicorns family abcdef u and ur mom and ur brothers and ur sisters and ur pa and ur self and all univorns die and all hail dennis the king of dilos and unicorns should be removed from the game and unicorns suck also its just am equus on steroids kill equus too but most importantly end all unicorns do it for the man who list his dennis i am not the one who lost dennis but I understand that paint if loosing a good dino aka my mfing spino was set to passive and got kilt by a raptor so ya its painful and now if i see a unicorn ima ask it if it likes double bareeel shotgun to the owner of the fallen dennis you have ny full support 🪦 🇺🇸

The horse is way more better than a unicorn

I found one once, didn’t have any carrots sadly, but when it got scared it farted purple and blue clouds so that was something

me:BRO! WE NEED THIS UNICORN!

Bro:no.

Me:aw pleeeeeze?

Bro:no sister.its a waste.what will we do with a lvl 60 unicorn?

Me:oh we need dis.NOOOOOOOW!

Bro: I HATE UUUU GIMMIE MY CONTROLLER!

Me:I'm telling mom!

It poops rainbow icecream.

DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!

🦄die

R.I.P Dennis!😭😭😭😭😭 and i thought ARK was a horror game and not a game with unicorns and............Fish??

R.I.P Denis we all miss you

*needed more words*

Rip Dennis🏴‍☠️ A helpful tip should include more words

This animal is like my father; I’ve only seen it in pictures.

R.I.P Dennis You may be missed and Ye Ur Sister is one -Pancake noob1292823

From Dennis in the after life: I love you all and I will never forget you and please owner tame an Army of dills and kill all of the unis and make sis watch my siblings and friends destroy the unicorns suffer from the power of poison and Odin. From ShadowRuneWolf: I forever hope you are safe and have fun. Hope you can find a way to help Dennis come back.

Me when I find out that they don't have magical powers: 🥲

“RIP Dennis the mutant dilo”

Very kind soul

Just right after I tamed my first liopleurodon, a level 405 of these just showed up on my way towards my base. Wow!

What I should do is get a big area and spawn 100 unicorns it then get a 100 raptors and watch the suffering FOR DENNIS

DIE ALL UNICORNS TO AVENGE DENNIS 😃🔪🦄🦄🦄🦄

I trapped a unicorn in a cage FOR DENNIS😠✊Dennis will be missed(oh btw eating it’s poop is safe)

Rip denis the mutated dill you were probably a goofs aly⚰️🇺🇸😭