R.I.P Denis we all miss you

*needed more words*

I killed a ugly unicorn in Ragnarok

FOR DENNIS!!!!!!!!!

RIP Dennis I hate unicorns anyway

# dennis # unicorns go to hell # fk all unicorns and to the unicorns family abcdef u and ur mom and ur brothers and ur sisters and ur pa and ur self and all univorns die and all hail dennis the king of dilos and unicorns should be removed from the game and unicorns suck also its just am equus on steroids kill equus too but most importantly end all unicorns do it for the man who list his dennis i am not the one who lost dennis but I understand that paint if loosing a good dino aka my mfing spino was set to passive and got kilt by a raptor so ya its painful and now if i see a unicorn ima ask it if it likes double bareeel shotgun to the owner of the fallen dennis you have ny full support 🪦 🇺🇸

Same thing happened to my Dilo…

Rip bob

Rip denis

I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.

This animal is like my father; I’ve only seen it in pictures.

R.I.P Dennis You may be missed and Ye Ur Sister is one -Pancake noob1292823

R.I.P Dennis!😭😭😭😭😭 and i thought ARK was a horror game and not a game with unicorns and............Fish??

From Dennis in the after life: I love you all and I will never forget you and please owner tame an Army of dills and kill all of the unis and make sis watch my siblings and friends destroy the unicorns suffer from the power of poison and Odin. From ShadowRuneWolf: I forever hope you are safe and have fun. Hope you can find a way to help Dennis come back.

“RIP Dennis the mutant dilo”

Very kind soul

Just right after I tamed my first liopleurodon, a level 405 of these just showed up on my way towards my base. Wow!

Dennis WILL be remembered!!!!!!!!!! (Doom to the UNICORN!!!!!!)

Ok steal your sis phone Denise owner and kill her pets and delete her house and drop her items in the bottem of the ocean

🦄=evil

🦖=good

RIP Dennis we all miss you

What I should do is get a big area and spawn 100 unicorns it then get a 100 raptors and watch the suffering FOR DENNIS

DIE ALL UNICORNS TO AVENGE DENNIS 😃🔪🦄🦄🦄🦄

Dennis then when on to Scorched... Where he was reborn as a poison wyvern, the apex predictor of the ARK. He swore to kill every equus for revenge. He was later found by our hero who lost his mortal body and never recovered from the shame. Dennis stalked him from the shadows until on night moving closer to his Adobe hut in the desert, realizing he would get killed if our hero didn’t recognize him. He waited till daytime to meet him, then when the door opens he sat infront of it, our hero was startled then remembering Dennis from his slaughtered mortal self being killed. When he said the words Dennis he was picked up and when off to start a new journey, The End

Rest In Peace Dennis....... you will be missed

(Six months ago)

Me: I found a unicorn good thing I brought carrots

Unicorn: I’m special it takes griffin kibble to tame me

Me: Ok I’ll go back to the chef station

Unicorn: Ok newb you do that but you won’t find it there

Me: Why not?

Unicorn: You gotta make it

Me: I can’t tame a griff

Unicorn: See you beach bob

(Six months later)

Me: One fertilized griffin egg

Unicorn: Bet ya she doesn’t know the recipe yet

Me: Savoroot

Unicorn: You’ll need more than one if you want to tame me

Me: One 10x soothing balm

Unicorn: Ohhh so tempting but you still have to catch me first

(Thud thud a fence is up)

Unicorn: Well I guess it’s just about time

(30 seconds later)

Unicorn: Well Miss Night Assasin where to?