ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
# dennis # unicorns go to hell # fk all unicorns and to the unicorns family abcdef u and ur mom and ur brothers and ur sisters and ur pa and ur self and all univorns die and all hail dennis the king of dilos and unicorns should be removed from the game and unicorns suck also its just am equus on steroids kill equus too but most importantly end all unicorns do it for the man who list his dennis i am not the one who lost dennis but I understand that paint if loosing a good dino aka my mfing spino was set to passive and got kilt by a raptor so ya its painful and now if i see a unicorn ima ask it if it likes double bareeel shotgun to the owner of the fallen dennis you have ny full support 🪦 🇺🇸
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My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
Dennis: oh a new friend let’s say hi
Lil sis that loves unicorn:*smerks evily*time to die
Dennis:ok—wait WHAT*runs but gets bolad *ack!!!
Lil sis:unicorns are better *she said coldly**drops into Meg water**laughes*sis will hate me…….
Big sis:finds Dennis on the shore dead * 💀 kills unicorn*LIL SISSSSSSSS I KILLED THE UNICORN FOR VENGEANCE
Lil sis:UR DINK WAS LEESSSSSSSSSSA*sob cry*BTW UR ALLOS ARE UGLY