Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
(Six months ago)
Me: I found a unicorn good thing I brought carrots
Unicorn: I’m special it takes griffin kibble to tame me
Me: Ok I’ll go back to the chef station
Unicorn: Ok newb you do that but you won’t find it there
Me: Why not?
Unicorn: You gotta make it
Me: I can’t tame a griff
Unicorn: See you beach bob
(Six months later)
Me: One fertilized griffin egg
Unicorn: Bet ya she doesn’t know the recipe yet
Me: Savoroot
Unicorn: You’ll need more than one if you want to tame me
Me: One 10x soothing balm
Unicorn: Ohhh so tempting but you still have to catch me first
(Thud thud a fence is up)
Unicorn: Well I guess it’s just about time
(30 seconds later)
Unicorn: Well Miss Night Assasin where to?
More Unicorn Funny Tips
My sister is unicorn nerd. I hate unicorns. She keep begging me to tame it in survival evolved. Once I tamed it my sister asked me to kill all my tames and only keep the unicorn. I was like “NO” especially for my high-leveled fully mutated dilophosaur (Dennis) and my Allosaurus army ✊. She took my phone and killed Dennis and harvested the meat and I can’t even take the imprint. I was so vivid that I killed the unicorn and I even LITERALLY blew up any unicorn I saw from then on. (RIP Dennis. You will be missed 😭)
I’ve always heard that you shouldn’t eat the unicorn droppings if you ever find them. I was always curious about why. One day, I got lucky enough to find some. As I went into my inventory to eat it, I remember thinking, “This probably won’t be so bad.” I then proceeded to start tripping. Seriously tripping. The unicorn droppings are no joke. Eat them and you will literally taste the rainbow.