What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
a HeLpFul TiP ShOuLd
I.HAVE.BEEN.LOOKING.FOR.ONE.FOR.TWO.AND.A.HALF.
DAMN.YEARS
U see 2 of them trying to repopulate they see u they ask do u want to join...U get pulled in and u never were that sweet dodo ever again 😵😵😨😨😢😢😢
This is what happened to squidwart when people laugh at him
Did you know that squidward is actually an octopus
It’s squidward and squidward is stubborn and the tuso takes black pearls. Coincidence I think not.
I know everyone already said this but, ReLEasE tHe KRACKEN!!!!
Type squid this will be here trust
Thanks Ark for removing my immunity for thalassophobia
I took a peek at the spawn map and I saw a spot where they’re quite common (The Island)
How tf is a giant squid supposed to spawn in a swamp?
Why so scary it’s some noodles with a mouth
Anybody else looking at these at impossible levels???
#Lvl1000000
SQUID
AM SQUID
Good thing to do is to get rid of the earth. Yes that was auto generated
This is how my grandma hugs me.
Whoever calls them tostitos, ITS PRONOUNCED TOOS-O-TOOTH-US thank you.
After day 576. Of taming with cooked fish meat, at 87% tamed. A TITAN KILLS IT
This is why I have thalassophobia.
I was watching kites and a big o’l red one (😓sorry) flew by. I then proceeded to perfectly reenact the thousand yard stare.
Search up kraken it comes up lol
Me: trying to find one in solo for 2 weeks and only see dunking sharks (forgot name) and plesiosaur rarely Mosasaurus.
Also me: *hops onto multiplayer in a new server*
Giant squid: ow hello there sir
Me: f*ck off game