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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the tusoteuthis? Funny tusoteuthis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2025-05-27T12:54:23+00:00

On new mobile they spawn like shi**

Bro are you serious

Like i saw two alpha's at the top left corner of the map TOGETHER!!!

And three regular one's while searching for mosa's

Like come on they almost killed my mosa

If i had not set dino damage to zero

Hounor able mention that the new mobile alpha spawn is way to much

score -7 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-09T12:44:49+00:00

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2025-08-27T02:58:32+00:00

Captain: Arrr!!! It be the kraken!!!

Crew mate: giant… squid…

score -6 · Answer 4 · 2023-05-28T02:55:16+00:00

They like balls in there mouth.

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2026-02-13T06:16:57+00:00

Me collosal squid 🦑 my nah me I am sure I saw one my friend done me 😨