Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.

This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.

Quetz:am I a joke to you?

Me and the guys in the squadron

Captain:“Ok boys, check in”

Pilots:

“Red 6, checking in”

“Red 9, checking in”

“Red 3, checking in”

“Red 5, checking in”

“Red 12, checking in”

*Dramatic music begins to play

Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!

*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*

Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌

ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Ark dev 1: Hey I got an idea!

Ark dev 2: what?

Dev 1: make a beautiful pterosaur.

Dev 2: ok.

Dev 1: with a big beak.

Dev 2: ok?

Dev 1: make it fast

Dev 2: like divebomb?-

Dev 1: let me FINISH

Dev 1: make the saddle have a jetpack.

Dev 2: uuuuh? isn't this too overpowe-

Dev 1: SHUT UP!

Dev 1: u finished?

Dev 2: yeah come take a look!

Dev 1: sick!

It's a pterosaur with a jetpack...

Mind BLOWN!

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Its supposed to have a minigun?

Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

Ark Flyers Ordered by their saddle

Wyvern: no saddle

Pteranodon: normal saddle

Quetzal: Platform saddle

Tapejara: Tek saddle

Tropeognathus: Rocket fuel jet saddle