Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
War is coming death is on our door step an-
Beach Bob: shut up alpha tribe
Alpha tribe leader: move in boys it’s raiding time tropeghas squad open fire on the porly built thatch hut.
(Sound of missiles ,death ,gore exploding into the blood smeard ground
Beach Bob: arghh not doctor dodo (good name for dodo)
(Sound of pike peircing heart)
Sorry for bad grammar hope you enjoy
Up for flying Dino love
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
Pilots:
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
⬆️😂😁👌
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn