So in ark extinction I saw one of them and then I was like: geez
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:“Ok boys, check in”
“Red 6, checking in”
“Red 9, checking in”
“Red 3, checking in”
“Red 5, checking in”
“Red 12, checking in”
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show
Tropeo: is released
My Xbox: update complete in approximately 7 HOURS 23 MINS
My Xbox 24 hours later: 344 mb/ 11 gb 3%
DARN MY FREAKING INTERNET
Can’t wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy