Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Tell me these things dont look like ass blasters from tremors 3
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:βOk boys, check inβ
Pilots:
βRed 6, checking inβ
βRed 9, checking inβ
βRed 3, checking inβ
βRed 5, checking inβ
βRed 12, checking inβ
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
β¬οΈπππ
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
TROPEO GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show
Canβt wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy
Canβt wait to precision airstrike beach bobs with this bad boy