Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

Is it ok if I make a love fanfiction about me and Helena walker
More Tropeognathus Funny Tips
Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?
Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.
This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.
Quetz:am I a joke to you?
TROPEO GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Me and the guys in the squadron
Captain:βOk boys, check inβ
Pilots:
βRed 6, checking inβ
βRed 9, checking inβ
βRed 3, checking inβ
βRed 5, checking inβ
βRed 12, checking inβ
*Dramatic music begins to play
Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!
*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*
*After battle*
Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..
*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset
β¬οΈπππ
ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn
Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.
Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs
Its supposed to have a minigun?
Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
HERES KAREN!!!!
Helpful tip should include more words
POV your a Beach Bob:thatch hut Iβd done nobody can beat me
Tropeo bombers:imma bout to end this bobs whole career
POV your a Beach Bob:thatch hut Iβd done nobody can beat me
Tropeo bombers:imma bout to end this bobs whole career