Tropeo: quetz I can explain. Quetz: you get a jet and cannon but I get a platform? Ptera: platforms? I only got a regular saddle! Wyvern: Wait you guys get saddles?

Ouetz:I can have a turret but I'm slow.

This guy:I have a flak cannon and jet engine.

Quetz:am I a joke to you?

Me and the guys in the squadron

Captain:“Ok boys, check in”

Pilots:

“Red 6, checking in”

“Red 9, checking in”

“Red 3, checking in”

“Red 5, checking in”

“Red 12, checking in”

*Dramatic music begins to play

Captain: Ok boys! Enemy base in range, accelerate to attack speed!! Here we GOOO!!

*Dramatic war music louder, Explosions, machine guns, birds, and screaming noises*

*After battle*

Captain: Good job gentlemen, a fight well fought..

*The Squadron and the Birds fly away in glory of fire and smoke and sunset

⬆️😂😁👌

ThAnks for GoOD attEntIOn

Pelagornis took some Cocaine and Steroids.

To be precise this reskinned tapajara only spawns on crystal isles on ase it is currently not in asa because crystal isles will only be remastered in approximately 5000 years.

Time to execute order 66 on some beach bobs

Whoever said "it's wingspan is 2.4 meters that's a meter bigger than a tapejara so it will likely be between a tapejara and a quetzal in size" dude 2.4 meters is barely bigger than a person and the tapejara in ark have a wingspan roughly 8 meters the quetzals at least 14. Seriously?🤦

Its supposed to have a minigun?

Me:haha birb go "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"

All we need is to have the ability to release a smoke trail behind it and we can have arks first air show

Ain’t no way I found out they aren’t on mobile and have 14 ascendant saddles 🤬🤬🤬🤬