They killed my pet dodo then I clipped that little punk with my ascendant assault rifle.
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Open the Dododex app on iOS or Android, select a creature, and go to Tips > Submit Tip.
At lvl 72 with flak armor on, a lvl 5 Troodon knocked me out with one attack at night. Last thing I saw was those glowing eyes before passing out. My Guess is that they attack vital organs. Luckily my Doedicarus was up for a game of baseball and launched that little devil out into the stands.
Me and my Carnotaurus went out on an adventure together for the first time and around 4 troodons and a raptor attacked us. He couldn’t attack them because because his turn radius is bad, so I jumped off to try and save him from dying. After I respawned I went back with my pteranodon to try and get my stuff back but before I could escape my carnotaurus and my pteranodon died (a dilophosaur snuck up on my pteranodon while I was trying to save my carno) which left me stranded to die again. I will never go back there again.
Went to go grab a drop during the night on my dragon. I was wearing full Master Craft Flak Gear and two bites from these little sneaky bitches and I passed out. Luckily my dragon was on nuetral. Unluckily that it's fire breath roasted me too. Lesson learned:
Burn everything on fire before you get off your mount...
Everything
ADVENTURES OF TROOP THE TROODON
written by specialraptor(zznake0)
illustrations by specialraptor(zznake0, drawings in ibisPaint X
but none just yet)
authors note — thanks to you, moon, I have been re-encouraged into making stories once again. Although my grammar may not be perfect and complete, I hope you enjoy what you see.
|Prologue|
(Is the camera on and rolling?)
(Yes, Mr. Troop.)
(Awesome. And stop calling me that!! It’s not like I’m your boss or, whatever.)
“Wow, we haven’t done this in forever!”
“Obviously! You just realized? It’s been about a month since our discovery of the ‘CAMERA.’ ”
“Right, right.” Ziggy mumbles.
“Shh, let’s continue!” Troop whispers.
“Hello mini boxed-up travelers! (or whatever) Today, we are going to check out the DAAAAAANG-erous red woods!”
“Uh, troop, you never said we were-(COME ON, ZIG! We can never miss out on a good adventure.)”
“Fine, but if WE get in trouble, it’s all on you.”
“Pfft, whatever, dude. Come on!” Troop squawks as they squirm right into the red woods full of ragged looking creatures such as the terror bird.
To be frank, I kill them whenever they're on my base. I'm a week into Ascended, got some Giganotoraptors, Raptors, Carnos, Ptera, and my sentry Para who loves detecting danger. (Currently on a rescue mission for Ptera in redwoods, I'll be taming a spino and immediately get the saddle)
I used to want to tame one of these lil' shits on mobile, but now that I'm on Ascended, I know the 'high risk low reward' kind of thing.
Well apparently, one was a juvenile, and deep down I still had that sense of wanting to tame one of these cute murderers. A few days ago when I was new, I tamed two Dilos for my mom, "Pewpew" and "Powpow" who sadly both died to Deinotheriums (bless their souls, I'm on a mission to get an Acro and Carcha as replacements), for the silly fun and a pet vibe. They were cute, I'll admit.
This Troodon I found gave me the same vibe, so I keep it for a pet. Female too! Still looking for a suitable name.
Baby dinos really help with hard tames, such as Theris, Rex's, etc, instead of the devious process of taming the adult. This was an opportunity to good to pass. ^^
- TatterTopps
I may or may not have tamed a bunch of these and stuck them in a tiny room inside my base on aggressive with a sign that said “Valuables” outside the door. I also may or may not have been laughing maniacally as I added a couple nice kits to my valuables room which is on the other side of my base.
Ark devs: we need something new…..
Ark dev 1:what about something that like a raptor and is poisonous!
Ark devs: *chuckles* perfect!
……..*at ark hq*
Ark devs:let’s get to work……
Ark dev 2:ok let’s have a raptor base body with feathers and smaller…
Ark dev 1:hmm ok sounds good
Ark dev 3: let’s have to hunt in packs also like raptors
Ark dev 1:yes yes indeed sounds good
Ark dev 4:when it attacks you it knocks you unconscious
Ark dev 1:awesome idea
Ark dev 4: i know *rolls eyes*
Ark dev 5: also let’s put in the jungle and red woods so it hides better!
Ark dev 1: PERFECT * releases it*
…………….*1day later*
Ark player 1: another perfect day in ark!!
Ark player 1:*goes to jungle or red woods and looks around*
Ark player 1:*sees a pack of something like raptors* huh hmmm?
Troodons: *jump out of the bushes and bites him knocking him unconscious*
Ark player 1 in real life: HUH WHAT IS THAT THEY LOOK LIKE RAPTORS BUT ARE’NT…………THEY ALSO KNOCKED ME UNCONSCIOUS
troodons:*kills them*
Ark player 1 in real life: UGHHHHHHH *turns off ark*
………..*5 weeks later*
………*back in the ark hq*
*getting a lot of complaints*
Ark devs: we did so well,we made people happy!!
………….HEY GUYS IM suki-ark-stories (couldn’t think of a better name sorry) I like writing funny ark story’s and this took me a while so please like this ✨👍😃🤍🤍