They killed my pet dodo then I clipped that little punk with my ascendant assault rifle.
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Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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At lvl 72 with flak armor on, a lvl 5 Troodon knocked me out with one attack at night. Last thing I saw was those glowing eyes before passing out. My Guess is that they attack vital organs. Luckily my Doedicarus was up for a game of baseball and launched that little devil out into the stands.
Went to go grab a drop during the night on my dragon. I was wearing full Master Craft Flak Gear and two bites from these little sneaky bitches and I passed out. Luckily my dragon was on nuetral. Unluckily that it's fire breath roasted me too. Lesson learned:
Burn everything on fire before you get off your mount...
Everything
I love ark
Me:sees troodon
Me:baby raptor?
Troodon: I ain’t no raptor
Troodon:bites me
Me later game on lost island: oh… you again
Troodon: I’m still a baby raptor aren’t I
Me: die troodon you suck
Troodon: how will you ev-
Me: pulls out gun as I say a b c d e f and gun
Troodon: oh no
Me: missed by a mile
Troodon: I’m faster than your stupid bullets fool
Me: good I have to admit you are fluffy aren’t you
Troodon: have you just noticed
Me: I wouldn’t make me angry
Troodon: yeah yeah just gonna (about to bite)
Me: hey fluffy wanna meet my friend
Troodon:…you mean the friend I killed like a million times
Me: nah (pulls out torch)
Troodon: wow so so scary
Me: (throes the torch on troodon)
Troodon: aaaahhhhhh
Me: burn you stupid creature
And that’s the tail why troodons hate torches
Ark devs: we need something new…..
Ark dev 1:what about something that like a raptor and is poisonous!
Ark devs: *chuckles* perfect!
……..*at ark hq*
Ark devs:let’s get to work……
Ark dev 2:ok let’s have a raptor base body with feathers and smaller…
Ark dev 1:hmm ok sounds good
Ark dev 3: let’s have to hunt in packs also like raptors
Ark dev 1:yes yes indeed sounds good
Ark dev 4:when it attacks you it knocks you unconscious
Ark dev 1:awesome idea
Ark dev 4: i know *rolls eyes*
Ark dev 5: also let’s put in the jungle and red woods so it hides better!
Ark dev 1: PERFECT * releases it*
…………….*1day later*
Ark player 1: another perfect day in ark!!
Ark player 1:*goes to jungle or red woods and looks around*
Ark player 1:*sees a pack of something like raptors* huh hmmm?
Troodons: *jump out of the bushes and bites him knocking him unconscious*
Ark player 1 in real life: HUH WHAT IS THAT THEY LOOK LIKE RAPTORS BUT ARE’NT…………THEY ALSO KNOCKED ME UNCONSCIOUS
troodons:*kills them*
Ark player 1 in real life: UGHHHHHHH *turns off ark*
………..*5 weeks later*
………*back in the ark hq*
*getting a lot of complaints*
Ark devs: we did so well,we made people happy!!
………….HEY GUYS IM suki-ark-stories (couldn’t think of a better name sorry) I like writing funny ark story’s and this took me a while so please like this ✨👍😃🤍🤍
I may or may not have tamed a bunch of these and stuck them in a tiny room inside my base on aggressive with a sign that said “Valuables” outside the door. I also may or may not have been laughing maniacally as I added a couple nice kits to my valuables room which is on the other side of my base.