Ark devs: we need something new…..

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Ark devs: we need something new…..

Ark dev 1:what about something that like a raptor and is poisonous!

Ark devs: *chuckles* perfect!

……..*at ark hq*

Ark devs:let’s get to work……

Ark dev 2:ok let’s have a raptor base body with feathers and smaller…

Ark dev 1:hmm ok sounds good

Ark dev 3: let’s have to hunt in packs also like raptors

Ark dev 1:yes yes indeed sounds good

Ark dev 4:when it attacks you it knocks you unconscious

Ark dev 1:awesome idea

Ark dev 4: i know *rolls eyes*

Ark dev 5: also let’s put in the jungle and red woods so it hides better!

Ark dev 1: PERFECT * releases it*

…………….*1day later*

Ark player 1: another perfect day in ark!!

Ark player 1:*goes to jungle or red woods and looks around*

Ark player 1:*sees a pack of something like raptors* huh hmmm?

Troodons: *jump out of the bushes and bites him knocking him unconscious*

Ark player 1 in real life: HUH WHAT IS THAT THEY LOOK LIKE RAPTORS BUT ARE’NT…………THEY ALSO KNOCKED ME UNCONSCIOUS

troodons:*kills them*

Ark player 1 in real life: UGHHHHHHH *turns off ark*

………..*5 weeks later*

………*back in the ark hq*

*getting a lot of complaints*

Ark devs: we did so well,we made people happy!!

………….HEY GUYS IM suki-ark-stories (couldn’t think of a better name sorry) I like writing funny ark story’s and this took me a while so please like this ✨👍😃🤍🤍

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