Ark devs: we need something new…..
Ark devs: we need something new…..
Ark dev 1:what about something that like a raptor and is poisonous!
Ark devs: *chuckles* perfect!
……..*at ark hq*
Ark devs:let’s get to work……
Ark dev 2:ok let’s have a raptor base body with feathers and smaller…
Ark dev 1:hmm ok sounds good
Ark dev 3: let’s have to hunt in packs also like raptors
Ark dev 1:yes yes indeed sounds good
Ark dev 4:when it attacks you it knocks you unconscious
Ark dev 1:awesome idea
Ark dev 4: i know *rolls eyes*
Ark dev 5: also let’s put in the jungle and red woods so it hides better!
Ark dev 1: PERFECT * releases it*
…………….*1day later*
Ark player 1: another perfect day in ark!!
Ark player 1:*goes to jungle or red woods and looks around*
Ark player 1:*sees a pack of something like raptors* huh hmmm?
Troodons: *jump out of the bushes and bites him knocking him unconscious*
Ark player 1 in real life: HUH WHAT IS THAT THEY LOOK LIKE RAPTORS BUT ARE’NT…………THEY ALSO KNOCKED ME UNCONSCIOUS
troodons:*kills them*
Ark player 1 in real life: UGHHHHHHH *turns off ark*
………..*5 weeks later*
………*back in the ark hq*
*getting a lot of complaints*
Ark devs: we did so well,we made people happy!!
………….HEY GUYS IM suki-ark-stories (couldn’t think of a better name sorry) I like writing funny ark story’s and this took me a while so please like this ✨👍😃🤍🤍