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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the trilobite? Funny trilobite jokes submitted by ARK players.
Noob:kills trilobite*ooh two black pearls!
Noob:sees pro*nice max lv raptor with a master craft saddle, could I have it for two black pearls?
Pro:(sighs) no*kills noob with raptor*
Noob:sees mid game player*can I have that ballista turret? I have therizinosaurus problems.
Player:shoots noob with ballista*no!
Noob: what about that crossbow?
Player: sure I can make another one
Noob: FINALLY! Here’s some pearls😉😁😊😀
-Eighthop
I remember the first time I played ark. I made a tiny thatch hut on the first day and the next morning I saw a trilobite wandering around just outside and I thought it was some sort of killing machine designed to inflict pain upon anyone who touches it because it looked like it had blades on it. So I literally hid in my thatch hut from this monster!