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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
First time I was wandering around and suddenly the trike was in front of me and I was like :u r spiky today ๐
Me have lvl 194 tamed๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I think they should be stronger they literally get pushed around all the time
I was just minding my business when i stumbled soon two trikes now they weren't very high level but I couldn't find any other ones so I tamed them I went back to my base then something came and attacked me my trikes Sally and Marry finished it of with ease so I mined th carkes but a Acadently hit both of the and they died ๐ฅบ
Up for poor Mary and Sally ๐ญ๐ญ
These things are so stupid i tamed two they were immediately killed by a thezno ๐ข๐ญ RIP trike up for my trikes
I tame these things with a slingshot for breakfast, just don't climb a rock where it's sloped because he will get to you ๐๐
Once I stole a trike egg and it killed me. Then I went to get my stuff back and I picked up the egg...
This is a rhino-saur and gets angry really fast and charges and pokes your butt with his pointy cruel spikes on its head he can play circus
I have 4 triceratops and a rex tried to the baby one but than all of my tames .I have 21. Attacked the rex and it died and I just sat there like ๐ถ... and when I checked my tames inventory they had nothing except the mom and dad of the baby triceratops. Sooooo.... um ya.
I was going to tame one so i hit it woth a tranq arrow and ran im my house first they kil me through the walls then they kept running back to destoy my house like hey u think destroying his chests and smithy stuff wass enough naahh i had to shrink my whole house my pore pachy gay detector died
*picks up trike egg*
Trike:so you know how some sins are unforgivable?
Before it took me an hour to break a forest now I just charge around with a trike and break anything if there are rocks itโs a job for my ankylo
I once had a wonderful trike. I went exploring and thought it died. I whistled it. 20 years later... It shows up at my base WTF
* I run around, punches tree but hits trike instead, four trikes chase me* HELP!!!
Nothing but you can tame this with a wooden club if there is no more triceratops.๐คฃ
I punched a Dodo but accidentally hit a turtle and it killed me then I killed ark is
hard but fun
Idk why but every time an apex predator is near wild trikes and when they glow with aura my brain flashes the โOne for all, 20%!โ
Or โOne for all, Full cowling 100%!โ
If you see wild trike trapped between trees, don't even think to tame him/her... actually its a trap for you just ignore him and mind your own business!!!
I was taming a trike when two sarcos came out of a lake and when near it. My heart was killed them both with a bow. STAY AWAY FROM ME TRIKE
I tried to trap a trike but it ended up failing hilariously. The trap failed so it got outside the trap and I was trapped in my own trap. I had to shoot it inside my own trap. Somehow I managed to team it.