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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is weak make it weaker please
First time I was wandering around and suddenly the trike was in front of me and I was like :u r spiky today ๐
Trap it with thatch builds so it canโt brake free
Me have lvl 194 tamed๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
I tame these things with a slingshot for breakfast, just don't climb a rock where it's sloped because he will get to you ๐๐
Once I stole a trike egg and it killed me. Then I went to get my stuff back and I picked up the egg...
I think they should be stronger they literally get pushed around all the time
I was just minding my business when i stumbled soon two trikes now they weren't very high level but I couldn't find any other ones so I tamed them I went back to my base then something came and attacked me my trikes Sally and Marry finished it of with ease so I mined th carkes but a Acadently hit both of the and they died ๐ฅบ
Up for poor Mary and Sally ๐ญ๐ญ
These things are so stupid i tamed two they were immediately killed by a thezno ๐ข๐ญ RIP trike up for my trikes
This is a rhino-saur and gets angry really fast and charges and pokes your butt with his pointy cruel spikes on its head he can play circus
I have 4 triceratops and a rex tried to the baby one but than all of my tames .I have 21. Attacked the rex and it died and I just sat there like ๐ถ... and when I checked my tames inventory they had nothing except the mom and dad of the baby triceratops. Sooooo.... um ya.
I was going to tame one so i hit it woth a tranq arrow and ran im my house first they kil me through the walls then they kept running back to destoy my house like hey u think destroying his chests and smithy stuff wass enough naahh i had to shrink my whole house my pore pachy gay detector died
I once had a wonderful trike. I went exploring and thought it died. I whistled it. 20 years later... It shows up at my base WTF
* I run around, punches tree but hits trike instead, four trikes chase me* HELP!!!
*picks up trike egg*
Trike:so you know how some sins are unforgivable?
Before it took me an hour to break a forest now I just charge around with a trike and break anything if there are rocks itโs a job for my ankylo
Idk why but every time an apex predator is near wild trikes and when they glow with aura my brain flashes the โOne for all, 20%!โ
Or โOne for all, Full cowling 100%!โ
If you see wild trike trapped between trees, don't even think to tame him/her... actually its a trap for you just ignore him and mind your own business!!!
Nothing but you can tame this with a wooden club if there is no more triceratops.๐คฃ
I punched a Dodo but accidentally hit a turtle and it killed me then I killed ark is
hard but fun