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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
I just got a little hit by my friend that was lvl 338 trike and put me in the loving arms of a level 207 raptor, now I lost all my stuff along with my 3802 hide and all of my rare mushrooms and flowers, don’t you just love trikes! All I did was miss click a little plant to get some fiber but then that happens along with all of my dang hide I’m deleting this game bro I’m so mad…. I got my revenge that are both the trike and raptor are stuck underwater till they drown mwahahahaha take that stupid dinosaurs
OK so one time I was just minding my own business looking for berries and whatever and I’m not that new to the game but not a group player. I was about level six anyways, I thought I could tame one of these guys, so I started shooting it with arrows and apparently one of them came right behind me. I don’t know where, and flew me out of existence but anyways, now I got one tamed and forever. I thought it was a girl because of its colors its colors people I thought it was a girl, but no and I was wondering all the other girl dinos with eggs but how come on doesn’t finally I read the tag and then I realize oh flowers a boy, so I try to change the name and I can’t don’t know why, but I can’t. Oh and poor flower. The boy got ambushed by his own kind one up for RIP flower.
The first time I ever tamed a trike was when it was stuck between trees easiest tame ever. He died (I don’t really care I wanted him to kill dodo and he agro a bronto he deserves death) I never ever ever got another one stuck between tress they all got agro on me and got out but 0.1/100 will work so worth a try if your not low level
1. I saw a trike
2. I accidentally hit it
3. I tried to run away
4. I tried to apologize while running
5. I fell unconscious
6. Then it started lagging
7. Then it flew up in to the sky
8. It was never seen again
9. I saw a trike egg
10. It saw me
11. I tripped over a rock
12. RIP me and my moschops