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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.
These are such nice creatures like... don’t u hate it when u decide to go deeper into the forest because ur a stupid human with little to no intelligence and ur triceratops dies... yuh... I should sue that dinosaur coz u know... it ain’t strong enough to defend itself like... aren’t u meant to live in the wild or something... yuh btw I’m Britney nice to meet u!
Started a new island gamplay and tried to tame a trike or two (one level 24 and one level 40) I used three rocks to try and hop on to tame those trikes. Little did I know all of those rocks they could climb. I luckily made it out alive just to get jumped by a sarco riding my parasaur. Mission failed... we'll get em next time