Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the triceratops? Funny triceratops jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-10-23T11:25:36+00:00

When I went trike hunting I tho rocks at her and when I was going up and we are close she didn't charge or attack me I was wired lol but I got home with her and that's the tall of Sarah

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-09-03T07:42:24+00:00

I killed a truce with a sword and hide armor also it was lvl 29

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-02T07:42:27+00:00

I was on my baryonyx and was leveling it up hit 1 trike and 3 more came from the other side of herbivore island my Bary won but that was insane

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-03-10T06:39:04+00:00

The coram's on the animal or nice

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-01T06:52:58+00:00

Why do Dinos still chase you if you drop their egg?

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-29T10:29:57+00:00

me: I’ll tame a carbonemys

me: *punches carbonemys*

the 7 trikes nearby: so you have chosen… death

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-31T05:51:17+00:00

On the server I play on I have a squad of doped up dilos called ‘the squad’ a gang of op dimorphodons called ‘air strike team’ an op raptors named ‘alpha leader’ a ptera named ‘gold leader’ and a friggin strong as crap trike named ‘battering ram’ together we smash through noobs houses and my trike just plows through there little thatch houses heheha

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-12-23T15:41:28+00:00

I can’t do one word because this app won’t let me but if I could say one word about trikes it would be: charge

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-12-06T01:01:52+00:00

Me:Bro what are you looking at.

Trike:JO MAMA.

Me:know way your going to get to see her.

Trike: come on bro

Me:no

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-11-27T05:59:25+00:00

Trike: Any last words?

Me: I will-

*crunch*

Trike: Finally! That human is dead.

Me: why?

Trike:shhh! It’s called a MOVIE. You are SUPPOSED to be dead

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-11-16T13:15:13+00:00

i try to get one trike egg. and they never stop following me even i throw away their egg. i just want to touch one. and they sent me back to my bed. never touching it again.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-09T02:35:07+00:00

Take a small army and watch the stampede the low levels base

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-11-07T22:23:27+00:00

These guys are not the brightest bulb in lot. Will willing wander into a school of sharks for shts and gigs and die after trying to tame its unconscious ass for ages. But cool to have.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-10-26T21:09:39+00:00

trikes dont like you if you help them when they are stuck they killed me and my dinos:(

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-28T05:15:45+00:00

The tip is....... do not misunderrestamate this guy

It does 10 damge per second

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-09-21T12:03:30+00:00

These Dino-Cows hit like the Giants from Skyrim. Beware the yeet.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-21T05:21:08+00:00

I feel a bit bad for the parasaur but I tamed just to get the triceratops to half heath. The parasaur died and I tamed the trike. Rip

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-12T04:27:55+00:00

I tried taming but It bUt I get K.O

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-23T09:53:07+00:00

Why can this guy damage the same material as a Rex

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-18T18:22:06+00:00

(This is not a true story. The first part is true.)

Me: Ooh an egg! (Picks it up)

Trike: Die.

Me: (Dies)

Months Later:

Me: Picks up egg

Trike: Die

Me: Kill the Trike

My Titanosaur that I tamed only for this purpose: Ok