Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
I KNOCKED HIM WITH BAT
FOLLOW THE STEPS TO DO IT
STEP 1: GO TO CAVE FIND CRYSTALS
STEP 2: MAKE SPYGLASS OF CRYSTALS
STEP 3: FIND THIS DUDE , IT TAKES A LONG TIME
STEP 4: WHEN FOUND , USE YOUR SPYGLASS TO
WATCH HIS HEALTH AND TORPOR
STEP 5: YOU REALISE , YOU CAN'T TAME IT IN THIS
LIFE.
STEP 6: EVEN THEN IF YOU WANT TO TAME IT GO
AHEAD WITH BAT IN YOUR HAND , ARK
SURVIVORS WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
YOU AS A MARTYR , YOUR STORIES WILL
BE WRITTEN ON EXPLORER NOTES AND
YOU WILL BECOME A LEGEND FOREVER😂
If I’m gonna be honest, these things are super pointless to tame in pvp, all you have to do to kill one tamed is place a bunch of spikes below it or use a Dino that can cause bleed. I would find a dodo more useful than a titan cuz they actually have a use. A dodo is only really used for kibble but besides that, a dodo is useless. Plus, if you kill a titan, you have to ride a bike that’s on fire, I think after killing a titan you should get blueprints or a ton of resources. Something that will help the player evolve and grow more and more.