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What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: WOW a titanosour!!!!
Titanosour: (brag) look (brag) I (brag) have (brag) 240000 (brag) health (brag)
Me: punches titanosour
Titanosour: :0
Titanosour: NOOO I HAVE 239992 HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!
Titanosour: YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!
Me: oops
Titanosour: squish
*Me* has died
*me* has left the chat
Titanosour: *despawns*
*titanosour* has left the chat
Smash the arrow button facing the sky! ;) :)
This massive thing sometimes follow me when I stare at them, one day I was building my new base then the thing just spawned I looked at it and it looked at me and started to approach to my base I was scared until it didn’t smash my whole base it just walked it way to the obelisk. I’m still scared about them following me especially since there is a titano spawn near my new base so I might patch the spawn up
One day me and my pter was flying across a swamp and spotted one of these. I was bored so went down and attacked a few times just teasing it. Suddenly, it crushed my Pter and I fell to the ground. My heart broken, as I realize what had just happened. I stand there, tears eyed as the beasts of the swamp tear me apart. Ever since that day, each time I go by that swamp and see the titanosaurus there, I’m reminded of one of my best and only buddies. Rest in piece, Cloudy.
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