Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Bastard(titanosaur): I am going to end this whole man's carrier!!!!
Me:No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Titanosaur: stomps the base and me,2 seconds later base reduced to atoms
Me:respawns bear arctic cold and homeless
10 seconds later sees a gun
Grabs the gun and loads only one bullet
Ten minutes later sees the titan attacking another survivor
Titan with only 1 hp left
Me:plays Russian ruleet
Yeah bastard lost
More Titanosaur Funny Tips
The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friendsπ³
Real men tame with fists
-Human
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
Me riding my argy:oh look at titan
Titan: hello there.
Me:my lvl 87 argy and me have killed lvl 60 wild gigas before. You are lvl five this will be EASY.
Titan: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Me: I don't care what you would do.
True story.
Rip Titan i still have that argy.
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished