What are some funny jokes or stories about the titanosaur? Funny titanosaur jokes submitted by ARK players.
Real men tame with fists
-Human
The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friends😳
Real men kill this with a slingshot.
It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.
Is it easy to tame - No
Is it possible to tame - Barely
Should you tame it - no
Will I ? - F no
Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.
Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.
When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"
The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...
Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished
Me : Defending my base against a raid
Titanosaur : Walks over the battle
Also me : Hits accidentally the titanosaur
Titanosaur : Omae wa, mou shindeiru
My base : NANI???
First time I saw one, it spawned in the distance but in mid-air and fell about 10m and I just had to say ‘stand by for titanfall’
I punched a titan then got yeeted
I would recommend using dodos, lystros, and moschops to take these out
Titanossaur Angry: Stand Ready for my Arrival, Worms.
Ever dino terrestrial: well, theres nothing we can doo
Guy with a slingshot: I GOT THIS
Chat: Dumbass was killed by a titanosaur
ITS A TITANOSAUR
The next day
In loving memory of titanosaur
Danger: large poops
If one of these is close to your base make him attack you and run to your base because the cant damage structures
Punch them to knock them out its really easy they try to hug you after the first punch
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