Real men tame with fists

-Human

The rock elemental and the bronto were more than friends😳

Real men kill this with a slingshot.

It is strong enought to destroy the strongest of bases, yet it does not know how to eat.

Me: Oh, look! It is a big bronto. My rexes will easily kill it.

Tiansaur: Hold my massive beer.

When I saw it fall unconscious "stand by for titan fall"

The rock elemental went to far with the bronto...

Me: defending base against raid

Titano: walks over battle

Me: accidentally hits titano

Titano: ome wa mou shinderu

My base: NANI?!?!

Me: NANI?!?!

Anger it, bola your tribe mate, mission accomplished